Round, brown, little, short:
No wonder those who know me
Call me Tater Tot.

I may be a dog
but I'm not an animal!
Feed me proper cheese.

I feel like peeing.
If your paws were in water
This cold, you would too.

They call me "Hannah".

Because "The fat one who steals
panties" is too long.

I lie on my back.
You rub my tummy, till I
Sneeze right in your face.

My owners' mood is
Romantic—I lie near by,
and fart a big one.

Bite my stuffed bunny!
I am the fierce hunter, till
It’s time for dinner.

Why no, I don't know

Anything at all about

That spot on your rug.