Wednesday, December 23, 2009


I wear the costume
For one day. You pamper me
All year round: seems fair.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009


Little hummy birds
Can hear me coming when I
Wear a stupid bell.

Thursday, December 25, 2008


Round, brown, little, short:
No wonder those who know me
Call me Tater Tot.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008


Swim my little ones!
For the dog that does not swim
Also gets no cheese.







Tuesday, September 16, 2008


Swimming in Lake Mead
Not because I like it, but
Because you made me.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008


With my curly tongue
I clean my nose and butt. Next?
That would be your face.

Monday, July 14, 2008


I may be a dog
but I'm not an animal!
Feed me proper cheese.

Sunday, July 13, 2008


Weigh too much. Can't do
Word or Excel. Still, I'm an
Excellent laptop.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008


Little cousin dogs
Have skinny model figures:
For they eat no cheese.

Friday, June 20, 2008


As big as my head!
A bone like this has to mean
My mama loves me.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008


I feel like peeing.
If your paws were in water

This cold, you would too.

Monday, June 16, 2008


Let me clean your face.
To you it is sweat. To me,
Salted Human. Yum.

Thursday, September 27, 2007


The full moon passes,
The time for baths approaches.
My dogs are so ripe.

Sunday, August 26, 2007


You call me a pig.
Well, bacon's good and ham's good:
I must be good, too.

Sunday, August 19, 2007


It’s hard to destuff
Blankies. You workout your way
And I’ll workout mine.

Sunday, August 5, 2007


I am old. I like
The sun on my face and the
Stinky dogs far away.

Friday, August 3, 2007


In dreams I bark at
Evil: siamese, mailmen,
Random motes of dust.

Sunday, July 29, 2007


Course I have big ears:
To hear cats and bunnies and
Plastic wrap on cheese.

Saturday, July 28, 2007


You paparazzi.
No! I told you no photos!
Won't you ever learn?

Friday, July 20, 2007


Why do you insist
That this pillow is yours? I
Plainly own it now.